Our Lounch Adventures in the Hoopty

Ok, so the Hoopty is the worst car to climb in and out of. And I am the one who gets stuck in the backseat. We call it being "birthed." Somedays its breech, others its feet first, head first, whatever way I feel like being "birthed" that day. Trixie drives to lounch about 90% of the time. Obviously the hoopty belongs to her. We have had some interesting lounches. Every friday is "Family Lounch Day" where all of us go out for lounch. Sometimes its during the week too depending if we want to eat our Smart Ones or not. We have met sooo many crazy people and have had the worst experiences at the local restaurants. We thought it would be fun one day to look up sanitation scores and OMG!!! We will NEVER EVER go back to some of these places because their scores were in the 70s....the 70s!!! However one of us did, I'm not going to mention who. We've been to a place where there were feathers flying around your head while your food was being made, we've had orders screwed up so bad that we can never go back to those places because we've complained so dang much and we are for sure that if we do go back there, we will have a big ol loogie waiting. My favorite time was when we were going to eat at a deli down the road and you have to call in the order, because if you ordered it when you got to the drive thru you will be waiting forever, so B called in the order. She told the guy that we needed a hot dog with ketchup and relish only, pretty simple, right? She gets done telling him that and he yells, "what?! No Weenie??" Really? Yes, I want a bun with ketchup and relish only. Bleck. Oh yeah at the mexican restaurant (where everyone LOVES their job) they tell us our order will be ready in harrrr (roll the tongue) minutes, so we took it as they were calling whores....lol. I know there are more adventures I just can't think of them right now. Oh and there will definitely be more to come, you can count on that!