Carl

Here lies Carl - dearly beloved pet. He is survived by all of the warehouse workers, some flies, some gnats, and oh, of course the mice. He will be missed by all. Wait - you mean to tell me he's been in that exact same spot for at least two months now? Oh ok, we won't miss him at all. He's never gonna leave.

(This is what we see when we walk out of the bathroom and onto the warehouse floor by the time clock) --We say hi everday.

(P.S. I would lick Vin Diesel clean everyday - yummy)